donny the dealer
"Mate, I'm Donny the Dealer, give us 48 hours"
Donny the Dealer is a life long friend of Sassy the Sasquatch, shop owner of Donny's Shop, Clarence's Boss and a big consumer of drugs mostly consisting of cocaine and pulling the Volcano Bong. Donny hangs out with a group of four others. Sassy, Wayn-O, Scruffy and Owly. He also likes Kay Kyser's music, namely "Jingle Jangle Jingle". donny's shopDonny owns a pawn shop called Donny's Shop. They sell Big Lez show t-shirts as well as some medication, weed (and many other drugs), bongs, pipes, electric guitars and weapons (Shotguns and Mini-guns) as well as special itinerary such as the "Stealthy Fucker" that he gives Lez in season 2 episode 4.
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season one
Donny is a reaccuring character in season 1. Donny makes his first appearance in the episode the 'volcano bong' when he briefly is seen pulling the Volcano Bong with the rest of the crew at the start of the episode.
choomah island
Donny is stranded on choomah Island with Lez and Sassy after he and Sassy found the plane 'outside a coles". While flying across the oceans Lez asks Sassy if they have enough fuel to get home, Sassy replies saying " yeah nah we'll be fine as long as fuckin Donny didn't snort all the fuckin petrol." Donny then says "oh, fuck off Sassy" They argue and call each other fuckin drug addicts, the plane is then destroyed by a choomah and they crash on the island they were flying over at the time and are separated from Lez. Donny and Sassy then set up a post-crash camp in the jungle on Choomah Island and then generally stayed on the beach and smoke marijuana after deserting Lez again when they saw a massive choomah. Donny escaped, along with Sassy, Nolzey (who was stranded on the island as well) and Lez using Clarence's tinny and leaving Clarence on the Island.
season two
Donny is a series regular in season 2. Donny assisted Lezlie in repairing his spaceship to travel to Kingdom Cum. When the Sasquatchs are arrested for drug use and possession Donny legs it before he can be arrested shouting "boys in blue boys, boys in blue" and "I ain't going back to the fuckin can" (implying he has been to prison before in the past and is not to keen to go back there again) as he runs away and flees back to the Volcano Bong.The rest of the crew - Saasy, Wayn-O, Scruffy and Owly are sent to prison along with Lez. During the time Lez, Sassy, Wayn-O, Owly and Scruffy are in prison Donny and Nolezy repair the spaceship at the Volcano Bong. Donny later travels with Lez, Sassy and Warning Guy to kingdom cum. On the way back to earth they are attacked by a choomah and crash land where the battle of Brown Town starts. Donny had an especially heavy role in the battle where he wielded a minigun and brought down a pack of Choomahs along with Wayn-O, Scruffy, Owly and Warning Guy's cousin Sergio to save Ellis Warnington (Warning Guy). Then with the aid of Clarence, they evacuated to the roof of the pink building where Mike Nolan (in a helicopter) rescued them and then they return home.
season three
Donny is just laid back in season 3 with installing The Gamma Max 2063 V2.0 Platinum Edition on the roof of the Sasquatches' house and still working at Donny's Shop. In episode 8 Lez reveals to Donny, Sassy and Nolezy what he was working on in his basement, it is called Glennworld. Donny says he ordered the parts through his shop. Later in the episode Donny, Sassy and Nolezy persuade Lez to go another adventure to choomah island to kill some choomah's except with way more ammunition and guns than last time Donny adds. It is revealed that he and Sassy were the first people to meet Clarence while they were playing chess on the island that would later become choomah island. They bring Clarence back to Brown Town where Donny gives clarence a 'steady job' (A job at Donny's shop and as the town's mailman).
appearence
Donny is a fat green Sasquatch and assumes the same laid-back personality as the other Sasquatches, he is especially similar to Wayne-O in that he is more assertive and logical and somewhere in between the other two and doesn't have a walking stick and has different colour fur to Wayn-O.