Mike nolan ''noelzy''
"Fuck me sideways he fuckin got right in there didn't he?" - Mike Nolan
Michael "Mike" Nolan, (better known to Lezlie Mackerel and his associates as "Noelzy"), is a 52-year old engineer working in the local area of Brown Town. He seems to own several firearms (shotguns mainly), and is an extremely heavy smoker having been on the tobacco for 48 years. His favorite cigarettes are Winnie Blues. He never exhales unless he is smoking white oxe no filter or Marlbro' Reds. Whilst he seems on the down-low, Nolan is especially fond of going out with Lez and the Sasquatches and at one point had planned a trip to Thailand (to get a ribstart),which was how he became stranded on choomah sland when the plane crashed. |
season one & two
Mike appears briefly in episode 4 (he uses his usual catch phrase "Fuck Me Sideways for the first time) when he helps Lez replace his mailbox after Norton took a shit in Lez's old mailbox (which Lez later uses and smashes Norton's window with it) .Lez then thanks Mike for his new mailbox Mike replies "no problem mate".
choomah island
Mike went missing for 2 weeks on unknown circumstances, possibly to study the whereabouts of Choomahs, and was later found by Lezlie on Choomah Island after he saved Lez from a pack of choomah's by blowing up their faces with a shotgun, He then shows Lez he has set up a campsite on a hill with a shotgun and more cigarettes. He said to Lez "you need three things to survive on this island mate, guns, ammunition and a pack of smokes". He later meets up with Sassy and Donny on the beach after being separated from Lez and greet each other. Clarence then arrives with his tinnie and Mike says "oh fuck it's Clarence". He then escapes with Lez, Sassy and Donny when the Choomahs overan them and left Clarence on the island. As they drive away from the island Lez then asks Nolezy if he wants to help with a 'project' he is working on (the spaceship )which Nolzey asks "what sort of project?" indicating he has accepted Lez's offer.
In Season 2 Nolezy then helps Lez repair the spaceship but he says there going to alott of money to repair and Lez asks "how they are gonna get the fuckin money" and Nolezy replies by saying "the only way I know how mate" poker machines which makes Lez win $100,000,000 enough to repair the spaceship. While Lez and Sassy's crew (minus Donny who legged it before he could be arrested) were in prison Nolezy and Donny repaired the spaceship. Nolezy was meant to go on the voyage to kingdom cum but stayed back to hit the volcano bong instead.
In Season 2 Nolezy then helps Lez repair the spaceship but he says there going to alott of money to repair and Lez asks "how they are gonna get the fuckin money" and Nolezy replies by saying "the only way I know how mate" poker machines which makes Lez win $100,000,000 enough to repair the spaceship. While Lez and Sassy's crew (minus Donny who legged it before he could be arrested) were in prison Nolezy and Donny repaired the spaceship. Nolezy was meant to go on the voyage to kingdom cum but stayed back to hit the volcano bong instead.
battle of brown town
Mike Nolan wasn't present for the Battle of Brown Town, but he did manage to steal a Bell-47 Helicopter after hitting the Volcano Bong (at level according to Sassy of 'start seeing shit' and said he was 'off his fucken head cunt') and used it to evacuate Lez, The Sasquatches, Warning guy and his cousin Sergio from the roof of a pink building.
season three
Episode 2 "yeah nah mate" is exclusively about Nolan. It is a video of him outside a building site, speaking about why he should be voted as Brown Town's city councilman. He talks about his past and his culture.He says he dropped out of school when he in year 2, and a picture of a group of builders in hi-viz jackets. In the photo there is a picture of a small child with a beard who is smoking. He points out that it is himself.
He then continues to say which jobs he has held. Nolan: "I've had all sorts of work you know, like fucking postie driver, construction worker, bricklayer, build a fucking bus stop here and there, lollipop man. Do yo know how much a fucking lollipop man racks in?" Interviewer: "err" Nolan: "shitloads cunt! Roadside construction, I do a lot of maintenance at local theme parks, fucking removalist, anything, fucking anything".
In Episode 8 It is revealed Nolezy has been helping Lez build this figure world called "Glennworld" which explains his absence for most of the season 3 episodes. Later in the episode Nolezy, Sassy and Donny later persuade Lez to go back to choomah Island for another crazy adventure,When Donny says they'll bring more guns and ammunition than last time Nolezy adds "Don't forget the Winnie Blues mate". Donny then asks Nolezy to try this hesh in a old fashioned pipe.
He then continues to say which jobs he has held. Nolan: "I've had all sorts of work you know, like fucking postie driver, construction worker, bricklayer, build a fucking bus stop here and there, lollipop man. Do yo know how much a fucking lollipop man racks in?" Interviewer: "err" Nolan: "shitloads cunt! Roadside construction, I do a lot of maintenance at local theme parks, fucking removalist, anything, fucking anything".
In Episode 8 It is revealed Nolezy has been helping Lez build this figure world called "Glennworld" which explains his absence for most of the season 3 episodes. Later in the episode Nolezy, Sassy and Donny later persuade Lez to go back to choomah Island for another crazy adventure,When Donny says they'll bring more guns and ammunition than last time Nolezy adds "Don't forget the Winnie Blues mate". Donny then asks Nolezy to try this hesh in a old fashioned pipe.
appearence
Nolan is extremely laid back. He wears a yellow high-visibility workers shirt with collar and is always seen with cigarette in-hand. He is usually keen to hang out (or go on a adventure) with Lez and the Sasquatches.