Clarence
BackgroundClarence is one of the main characters on the Big Lez Show and his occupation is Lezlie Mackerel's mail man, and Donny the Dealer/Sasquatch delivery man (shitkicker according to Lez) after finding Donny and Sassy on Choomah Island. He is said to have no friends and no one pays attention to him, often telling him to be quiet, shut the fuck up, shut up or to fuck off (mostly by Lez). A descendent from Kingdom Cum, Clarence was a highly revered scientist in his past life, earning the respect and admiration of his co-workers which lead them to have parties multiple times in his honour and was thought to be attractive by one of his female co-workers. His work as a scientist earnt him the Nobel Prize on Kingdom Cum for inventing the Warp Drive and was awarded Employee of the Decade and seems to look up to Nikola Tesla as his hero . Clarence was working on a mysterious yellow formula on Kingdom Cum which its last ingredient was his own blood (DNA) which seemed to mutate the formula and turned him into a deformed green "Potatohead" when he inspected and touched it , his co-workers scream at horror and shouted "what the fuck is that?" They mistake him for his new appearence and sent him off in a escape pod to the cosmos until he drifted onto earth, Australia on Choomah Island which is where he finds out he has a healing ability when he broke his wrist and it healed.
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season one & two
Clarence was once a brilliant kingdom cumian scientist who everyone looked up to but a accident in his lab transformed him into a potatohead causing his co-workers to vomit and scream in horror at his new appearance. They then banish him from kingdom cum in a spacepod along with his research (a vile of yellow substance), After eight years of floating in space Clarence crash landed on a island that would later become choomah island. While trying to find water Clarence trips on a tree root and the vile of liquid fell down a massive hole and shattered resulting in the origins of the choomah. Clarence then runs into Sassy and Donny playing chess. They then take him back to Brown Town as to give him a steady job and too help him revert back to normal. Clarence first appears in the episode 'Norton's revenge' when he tells Lez that there is shit in his mailbox, Lez says to himself he will have his revenge on Norton. Clarence then asks Lez who Norton is and Lez tells him to fuck off and he then says " Ohhhh, Hoovin Shmovin" (which is some unknown language Clarence says). Clarence is looked down upon in Brown Town's society. Clarence owns a small boat, which he uses to travel around in. He found Lez, Sassy, Donny and Nolzey on Choomah Island, they then steal his boat and he is left on the island (as he is surrounded by choomahs he says's "Oh lord please help me no") where events of Choomah Island forward are unknown and he is presumed dead up until the Season 2 Episode 6 'Life in the Can' where he is revealed to be alive (much to Lez's disappointment).
Clarence somehow winded up in prison saying he got 'just got thrown in" and escaped with Lez, Sassy, Scruffy, Wayn-O, Owly and Sergio to go to the Volcano Bong where Lez's spaceship is. Clarence asks if he could come with Lez on his voyage which Lez rudely declines and throws offensive insults at Clarence. After Lez left for Kingdom Cum with Sassy, Donny and Warning Guy (minus Nolezy who stated back to hit the volcano Bong), Clarence goes with Sergio, Wayn-O, Scruffy and Owly to protect the city. Clarence then observes the Battle of Brown Town from a distance by saying "oh look at all the action, oh there's so much action, oh look at that action" while observing Wayn-O, Scruffy, Donny and Sergio kill a pack of choomah's to rescue Warning Guy. He then makes an attempt of luring the Choomahs to him, but they all eventually are rescued by Nolzey in a helicopter and return home.
Clarence somehow winded up in prison saying he got 'just got thrown in" and escaped with Lez, Sassy, Scruffy, Wayn-O, Owly and Sergio to go to the Volcano Bong where Lez's spaceship is. Clarence asks if he could come with Lez on his voyage which Lez rudely declines and throws offensive insults at Clarence. After Lez left for Kingdom Cum with Sassy, Donny and Warning Guy (minus Nolezy who stated back to hit the volcano Bong), Clarence goes with Sergio, Wayn-O, Scruffy and Owly to protect the city. Clarence then observes the Battle of Brown Town from a distance by saying "oh look at all the action, oh there's so much action, oh look at that action" while observing Wayn-O, Scruffy, Donny and Sergio kill a pack of choomah's to rescue Warning Guy. He then makes an attempt of luring the Choomahs to him, but they all eventually are rescued by Nolzey in a helicopter and return home.
season three
When Clarence is running his daily mail run one morning when Sassy picks him up and puts him in his Gamma Ray Statelite dish. Clarence then says "oh, well at times like this all you can do is laugh" Clarence's nose then starts to bleed and he says "ooohhhh". Clarence's charitable intentions are painfully quashed when Sassy rolls a joint with his winning scratchie, robbing the orphans and other secular charities of the donations they desperately need.
When the Quinten finds the Sasquatches and Owly inside his home, they say they are waiting for Lez who is talking with Clarence. Clarence reveals to Lez they must go back to Choomah Island and destroy the nest. Telling Clarence he'll 'think about it' and then tells him to "get the fuck off my lawn". After Lez spoke with the others Lez then comes talks to Clarence again and tells him there all keen to go. Clarence reveals his origins to Lez: he was a scientist on kingdom cum when a accident turned him into a potatohead and revealing that he created the choomah's, caused them to inhabit the island and that he works at Donny's shop as well as the town's mailman. Lez then says to Clarence to meet him at his house at 0600 hours tomorrow. Donny then appears and tells Clarence to do some jobs at his shop such as vacuuming the carpet and taking out the bins.
When the Quinten finds the Sasquatches and Owly inside his home, they say they are waiting for Lez who is talking with Clarence. Clarence reveals to Lez they must go back to Choomah Island and destroy the nest. Telling Clarence he'll 'think about it' and then tells him to "get the fuck off my lawn". After Lez spoke with the others Lez then comes talks to Clarence again and tells him there all keen to go. Clarence reveals his origins to Lez: he was a scientist on kingdom cum when a accident turned him into a potatohead and revealing that he created the choomah's, caused them to inhabit the island and that he works at Donny's shop as well as the town's mailman. Lez then says to Clarence to meet him at his house at 0600 hours tomorrow. Donny then appears and tells Clarence to do some jobs at his shop such as vacuuming the carpet and taking out the bins.